AISubs v3.7
Hello, we are Tochimitsu and-
- Yamamoto and - -Mujaya!
- Shinriku-san and - -Toumo and-
- Ten-chan here!
We're streaming our original songs on various music sites.
A little while ago, we did a prank where Hikakin came over to our house.
We got quite a lot of views for it. Do you remember it?
- Yes, I do. - It was a girl.
- It was a cute girl. - Yes, yes.
- She was so happy about Hikakin coming over. - Yes, yes.
- That happened, didn't it? - Yes.
We're not as popular as Hikakin, but we're actually quite popular.
We were like, "Ta-dah!" and appeared in a prank.
- The people who were pranked were so happy they cried. - Yes, yes.
- By saying that, Ryo said it. - Yes, yes.
- Ryo said it! - Ryo said it!
- He said it because we're so popular! - Ryo said it!
You'll definitely be happy! Cry!
- He said it like that. - Yes.
One of you should write it and send it to someone.
- Yes. - Yes.
- I said, "Don't mess with me!" - Don't mess with me!
- And then, one of me said, "Hello, I'm Mushimegan." - Yes.
- Then, the person who cried said, "You're the one who should cry!" - No, no, no.
- No, it's really funny! - You're so good at telling jokes!
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- You should say, "Hello!" - Yes.
- Hello. - Yes.
- You should say, "Hello!" - No, no, no!
- No, you shouldn't! - No, you shouldn't!
- There are six happy videos in total! - No, you shouldn't say that!
- You should say it yourself, Ryo! - No, no, no.
- I'm also very popular myself, so I don't tell jokes! - No, no, no.
- So, if it's six of you... - Yes, yes, yes!
- You shouldn't say it! - You shouldn't say it!
- Because, if it's Tokaioaya's "Ah, it's me!" you shouldn't say it! - No, no, no!
- You shouldn't say it! - You shouldn't say "Mushimegan!"
- Anyway, we have six videos now. - Yes.
- From now on, let's all be happy! - Yes.
- And for everyone watching, I hope you'll be happy. - Yes.
- I hope you'll get used to it. - Yes.
- Let's comfort each other with patterns we weren't used to. - Yes.
- Let's do that. - Yes, let's do that.
- It's scary to show yourself, and it's scary for others to see you like that. - Yes, yes, yes!
Are you okay?
- Seriously, Nasu, why are you so nervous? - Yes, I'm really nervous.
- Okay, we're playing rock-paper-scissors now. - Yes.
- The order is "shiba-mushi", "toshi", "ryo", "yume", "tetsutsu" - Yes, yes, yes.
- We're playing them in that order. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let's take a look. - Yes, yes, yes.
- First of all, "toshimitsu's original song" is being played now. - Yes, yes!
- Let's listen to it! - Yes.
- After listening to all kinds of ways, we managed to get here! - Yes!
- It was a bit of a struggle, wasn't it? - Yes, it was a struggle, but...
- Okay, here we go. - Who is it?
- I'm curious. - My surprise is...this one!
- Where is it? - Ah, it's a sudden pattern.
Go!
Go, that's it!
- Eh? Eh? - Eh? Eh?
- Eh? Eh? Eh? - Was it a dream?
- I'm sure it was a dream just now!
- Oh, that's it! - That's it!
- You're right! I hate that guy! - You're right!
- This is the 3rd washbasin!
- Did you do your best?! - No!
- You didn't do anything wrong, sir! - No!
- Your son... Your son died and you were sad, right? - You're lying!
- Oh... - Did you cry? I'm sorry! Did you cry?!
- Can I go somewhere right now?! - Hahaha!
- I'd like to give you one excuse. - Oh, yes.
- I was in charge of it. - Oh, yes.
- Oh... - Um...
- The store is... - Corona...
- Oh... - Oh...
- It can't be helped. - The store went bankrupt.
- I texted you to see if you could do something about it. - Hahaha!
- No, please excuse me. I don't have anyone who likes me. - Hahaha!
- No, no, no! - You don't have anyone!
- By the way, if you could tell me first... - Huh?
- "I love you, Shibayu-san! I hope we can meet someday!" - No, no, it's not like that.
- I have a friend who really likes you, Shibayu - san! - Hahaha!
- That's right! - I don't have that kind of motivation!
- I don't have that kind of motivation!
- I also met a person who really likes you, Mushime-gane! - You're kidding me!
- I met a really nice person, so I want you to meet me! - Oh!
- So I met you! - Oh...
- I came to a shared space that looks like a house! - I thought about who to meet...
- Well, I decided that there aren't many people who are happy to see Mushime-gane appear!
- So I decided to meet a person who I wanted to meet!
- I'm sure he said he liked you, so let me do that!
- I'm going to attack his house today!
- He's not the type of person who likes you, Mushime-gane!
- He likes you the most!
- Well, if he shows up, I think he'll be happy to see me!
- So I'm going to meet him now!
- Actually, I haven't met the person who will help me with this prank yet!
- So I'm worried about whether it will go well, but I'm going to do my best!
- So I'm going to use his manager's help and break into his house!
- Of course, I haven't met him or talked to him before, but...
- Can I go up to his house without permission?
- I don't think I can, but...
- Apparently, he went to work and came back tired!
- I'm planning to attack from the next room at this timing!
- There's nowhere else to hide in the next room, so...
- If you open the door in the next room and this prank fails...
- Please remember that in advance!
- Well, I think he'll be back soon, so I'm going to stand by in the next room!
- Please pray for me!
- Are you ready?
- Yes!
- One, two, and...
- Let's eat!
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
- Huh? Wait! - Excuse me.
I am Toukai 5 pervert, squad 64, and my name is Captain Magnifying Glass.
Please allow me to introduce myself.
You scared me!
So, when I got home, Toukai 5 came over and played with me!
It was a huge success!
- I'm glad! - I'm glad you had a good reaction!
You're always talking in your past life!
I can't thank you enough for helping me out with my previous videos.
By the way, when are you guys leaving?
I missed you so much.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- What did you do? - I got in touch with you.
Wow! I didn't know anything!
- I really didn't know! - It's my first time meeting you, so...
I didn't know you could get in so easily!
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, so I'll wait in your room.
So, Toukai I'm 5th pervert, 64th unit, and the captain's magnifying glass.
Can I say something?
My name is Toukai 5 Hentai, Squad 64, and Captain Magnifying Glass.
Are you happy?
- Of course I am! - I'm happy! I'll pay you back!
Where? Where?
- Wow! - You're so kind!
- Thank you! - You're so kind!
- You're great! - You're great!
- It was great! - It was great!
- I like how you're so focused! - It's so real!
I want to talk, but I'm so nervous!
- You're so cute! - I'll show you some of my videos later.
- Oh! - You're so cute!
- I'm serious, you're so cute! - You're so cute!
- I love you! - You're so nice!
I've said this before, but I'm not nervous at all!
- You're not nervous at all! - I'm not nervous at all!
I was hiding my nervousness and I was like, "I really didn't need this!"
I also have people who like me who are all over the world, but only one person is nice.
Only one person!
Okay, I'll say it!
Yes! So, I am now...
Oh, this way!
I'm sorry, I'm tired because of the live hall.
Yes, it's a surprise.
I came to see you!
Yay, yay, yay! Pon, pon, pon!
Yes, I'm now...
I'm visiting SONY MUSIC.
When I said "SONY", there was a first-take shot.
The target is getting a dummy job.
It's like an assault on a man.
I'm wondering if it's okay.
On the contrary, I'm wondering if I can get away with it.
I'm nervous, but let's go!
Knock, knock!
Excuse me!
I'm sorry!
What!?
I was surprised!
I see! It's a live show today!
Wow!
You're so happy!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Wow!
Surprise!
Wow!
Surprise!
Give me a hand!
Thank you!
To be honest, when I was doing the bridge song,
I was a little flustered
that I liked
that Toshimitsu bridge song.
You're using it for 10,000 yen.
But it's amazing.
That company is amazing.
It's the best.
By the way, what was your job today?
I was taking comments.
I was talking to various media.
I'm sorry.
It's all bad.
What?
It's all bad.
I'm sorry.
It's a meaningless meeting.
I'm sorry for the meaningless meeting.
It's Tatsuya Kitani.
I did a prank.
It worked!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Who is Tatsuya Kitani?
He's not a YouTuber.
He's from another country.
It's a big success.
He's an ideal person now.
He's hot.
He's the best.
Ben!
I liked your reaction when you met Toshimitsu.
I liked your reaction when you didn't do your job well.
It's rebellious.
Thank you!
"Toukai Oe" may come to you, too!
Now!
Let's tweet "Toukai Oe" now!
I've heard of this person, and there was someone who was just right for me, so I chose him for no reason.
That's amazing.
It's like, "Let's move him around a little bit."
No, it's not like that.
Who should I choose?
You can't choose just because you're a talent.
Oh, you're going for Tsubasa Honda?
That's so cute!
Okay, I've raised the bar.
Okay, here's the person I'm going to surprise.
It's Dio's turn.
Let me announce the person I'm going to surprise.
It's Herahera-sanju Shimarina-chan!
Okay, so...
This way, please.
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
I'm Herahera-sanju Shimarina-chan!
I'm Shimarina-sanju Shimarina-chan!
I've always heard that you like me.
Yes, I love you so much!
So I contacted you and asked you if you'd like to go on a trip together.
That's right! You've always said you wanted to go to Kogasaki.
I'm excited about making that dream come true!
Wow!
While Shimarina-chan is taking photos, I'm going to appear from the other side.
Thank you for having me!
Okay, I'll be waiting for you.
Okay, thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Photos!
Wow, photos!
Photos!
It's OK.
Don't hurt each other, OK?
It's OK.
Ready, go!
Surprise!
Oh my god!
Your face is so funny!
Wait!
Look at this!
Oh my god!
Wait! Wait!
I'm so happy!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
So, our surprise was a success!
It was a big success!
It was very easy to do.
It was close.
You're a master, Nagi.
I was wearing a thong coat.
I was like, "Let's go!"
And you were like, "What should I do?"
You wanted me to take a picture with you, didn't you?
I saw you once.
You took a picture with me.
I'm sorry about this video,
but you're the funniest.
No, you're amazing.
You're a princess, aren't you?
I like princesses.
I can't imagine who will go with you.
I want someone who doesn't know Yumemaru.
Yumemaru's personality is weird.
His personality is weird.
This is my video.
This is Yumemaru's part.
First of all, let me explain this outfit.
When you say "Yumemaru,"
people who think it's a cigarette have that impression.
So, this time,
Yumemaru isn't a punishment game,
but he's dressed up like a cigarette.
The person who's playing a prank on Yumemaru is...
ninja we made it.
You guys are loud now.
ninja we made it.
- As expected of you. - It's becoming like "oh my god!"
- That's ignorance, so we're sorry. - We're sorry for that.
- So, we're three group YouTubers
- and it looks like they're dancing
- and we're recording a video of them dancing.
- And behind them, I'm smoking a cigarette and getting closer
- and I'm like "oh my god!" and I'm leaving.
- That's what it looks like. I'll wait for you.
- See you.
It seems that preparation is complete, so I would like to enter while dancing like this in this outfit.
- I'm going. - I'm going.
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- Prank! - Yay!
- Are you from Shibuya? - I'm Yumemaru-san.
- Why are you here? - I came all the way from Nagoya.
- It's cold here, so I'll ride the Tokaiway. - Yumemaru-san!
- Today, it was Yumemaru's prank. - Yay!
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- No matter how lively a person is, they become cute. - That's right.
- How was it in reality? Did you notice it at first? "No, a bad guy has come." - I thought so.
- Yumemaru didn't have a knife, so I cleaned it up. - That's right.
- Even though I know who set it up, it was the most exciting. - The camera's movement.
- It's not "Death Metal" as you say. - Oh, it's been a while.
- The anxiety of "will they recognize me?" was really amazing. - I see, I see.
- I'll say it. - Yes, yes.
- My surprise is this!
- "Hello, this is Team Tetsuya, dying at the bottom of Hell's."
- I'll say it right away, but the main celebrity I'm going to surprise is...
- Former "nogizaka46" Ikoma Rino!
- Ikoma-chan wore our T-shirts and posted them on her blog.
- I know people who have been watching us for a long time, but I don't know how it's been lately.
- I don't know how much I will appear and how much you will raise, but I will do my best to surprise you!
- This time, this place is "hell's office", "womb".
- We got in touch with each other's managers.
- It was about "I'll take you to a party".
- On the contrary, I didn't get involved in that area and made a good excuse for them.
- Ikoma-chan will also be brought here.
- It's been a while since I became "death metal".
- I'm worried if you'll think of me as "death metal" the moment I appear.
- I just washed my hair yesterday.
- I think I can do it.
- Let's get started!
- Death Metal Surprise!
- Start!
It's hot.
Is it good?
It's hot.
I want to go somewhere far away.
I went to a private TV.
I don't know where I should go.
It's difficult.
If you say it, you can't go to Toshiro.
I don't think there's anything scary.
I wasn't good at that time.
I'm sorry.
Welcome to hell!
Are you serious?
I'm so scared.
Hello.
I'm Tokaioya Tetsuya!
I'm so scared!
I'm sorry, but I bought Death Metal because of bad timing.
What's Death Metal?
That's funny.
I've been watching it lately.
Oh, you have?
It's from Doraemon.
Oh, you've been watching it lately?
I used to be a passionate nerd back in the day.
But now I'm an adult.
You graduated from high school.
That's how it was back in the day.
Yes, that's right.
Were you rolling around six years ago?
No, I was running away.
It's very arrogant of me to say this.
I also started my own YouTube channel.
I'm thinking about how I can improve my channel in the future.
You're thinking about your own channel?
Yes.
I'll think about it.
Really?
I don't know how to make use of my own channel.
I see.
I'll research it.
Please check it out in the summary section.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
She's an adult.
You've grown up.
Tetsuya, you slipped a little while ago.
I don't need you when I'm pranking you.
You're right.
Death Metal was really annoying.
Tetsuya, turn around and make a face as soon as you can.
Tetsuya is amazing.
Tetsuya is Death Metal.
Well, that's it for the 6 of us...no, 5 of us.
Piyo-san, did you like it?
Lastly, please say a few words.
Really...
Well, everyone else has their own YouTube channel, so...
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